"I dreamed a dream in time gone by,
When hope was high and life, worth living.
I dreamed that love would never die,
I dreamed that I got arrested at a Pollo Tropical because my testicles were hanging out, and one of the cops was my elementary school gym teacher, and one of the cops was this guy I liked in the eighth grade, but by the time we got to the cop car, they both were my parents, and as we were driving we hit an ice patch in the road and swerved off of a bridge and into the intercoastal.”
—Fantine, Les Miserables